Preston Road

The Fleach

278, Preston Rd, Kenton, Harrow, Middlesex, HA3 0QA 

Date of Visit : 4th August 2006
Approx. Time of Visit: 10.15 pm

Route Used: Metropolitan from Northwick Park
Distance Traveled : 1.03 miles

Guests: 2, 3, 12, 17, 18
Clientele: Youngish lads and white haired Irish
Pub Number : 159

                                                                                   

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 Beer

Cost

 Comments
 Guinness  £2.45  
 Carlsberg £2.40  

 

 Characteristics Rating  Comments
 Ambience

 Low level music and lots of chatter 
 Facilities  2 TV, fruit, Maygay gaming machine, "John Smiths" dartboard, big screen 
 Ladies  Standard barmaid, 2 old hags and a frizzy haired one  

 

 OVERALL  Identikit Irish 

 

Yep, yet another Irish pub for the evening and this one the most Irish of all. The name and the neon shamrock in the window were just a pre-cursor to the interior with its Guinness posters and little tambourines. But this place had gone further. The walls were inscribed in an Irish-style font (I couldn't find it on the web, but if you've ever been to an 'Irish' pub, you'll know what I mean) with many famous quotes such as "Work is the curse of the drinking classes", "The Irish - a complicated mechanism for turning Guinness into Urine" and "Drinking - the vertical expression of a horizontal desire". Humour is obviously not dead in the Emerald Isle. Added to this was racing on the TV and adverts for GAA (Gaelic Athletic Association) events on the Santana Sports channel. So despite being a theme job, this pub obviously done bring in real Irish punters as well, and in fact there were a few stereotypes hanging around. One of the pint glasses had a challenge and odds printed on it (as below). No one else seemed to be able to do this, but ironically the arthritis-ridden and stiff-jointed JJ easily managed to contort, displaying one of the benefits of the bizarre physical defects common to a Norfolk birth. And thus a party trick was born... Would we see more at Shadwell...?

 


I scored 5 goals in under 30 seconds. Are you listening Lampard, you fat lazy shitester?

 
JJ takes Paddy Power to the cleaners. The bookie don't always win!!

 

 

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